Obvious Assassin

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(Source: chrisisntfunny)

(Source: bottomjared)

annullo13:

You’re going to need it

(Source: chryswatchesgot)

(Source: morn1ngwood)

subsiding:

Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.

(Source: friendswafffleswork)

(Source: hundredacre-woods)

(Source: with-grace-and-guts)

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)