Obvious Assassin




how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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You’re going to need it

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Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.

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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”


"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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