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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

  • The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."

lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

(Source: heathledgers)

(Source: aidn)

quirkilicious:

Holy shit monkeys. Phenomenal animation and a song by Imagine Dragons?!

How can I not reblog this. Good job Riot!

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(Source: spenceromg)

badtvblog:

Possibly one of the greatest narrations in the history of anime

(Source: sunshinexi)

givecheeseachance:

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

my gods

(Source: boromirs)

(Source: chelstone)